a drop in the ocean
a change in the weather
both stefan and elena drowned
Stefan Salvatore and Simba parallels
the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”
If you don’t know this story or don’t think it’s funny, we can’t be friends
my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing
Disclaimer: All observations based on various Tumblr posts
AU: Klaus is married to Caroline but is having an affair with Stefan.
- THOSE WERE INNOCENT PEOPLE TOO
- SOME HAD A FAMILY
- SOMEONE THEY LOVED
- JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE VAMPIRE THAT DOESN’T MEAN THEY ARE NOT.
- FUCK OFF
- Klaus Mikaelson- ✔
- Kol Mikaelson- ✔
- Rebekah Mikaelson- ✔
- Finn Mikaelson- dead
- Elijah Mikaelson- WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU????
i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
I LEGIT JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD